Friday, August 25, 2006

Monster House

was a little bit of funny + frightening!
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Jenny: Are you two mentally retarded? Because if you are I'm legally certified to teach you baseball.
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DJ: I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl on the lips!
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DJ: We haven't left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom. [Points to 2L bottle filled with something]
DJ: Don't drink that!
Zee: Oh gross! Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure its got letters and that they make pills for it!
DJ: Zee, it's true! There's something evil going on across the street!
Zee: [Sarcastically] That's excellent, I'm really happy for you.
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Zee: Whatever issue you guys have, I'm sure it has letters and they make pills for it.
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Chowder: All right, vacuum cleaner dummy, I'm setting you down on the lawn. Don't be scared, that's not how you were trained. [slight pause]
Chowder: I love you, vacuum cleaner dummy.
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